Monday, May 01, 2006

What I've Learned in Hawaii

As I get ready to move to LA I am amazed at all the things I have learned while living in Hawaii.

The top 10 things I have learned while living in Hawaii:

10. Pigeon is not just a bird
9. If you park your car on Makaha Beach it will be broken into, even if there is a cop 20 feet away
8. If you lie and tell the locals that you are tourist they are a lot nicer to you
7. Avoid Kava unless you enjoy vomiting
6. If you go to a local function (like a baby luau or a funeral) eat before you go unless you like raw fish and poi
5. After the rain there is always a rainbow, always
4. Pineapples don't grown on tress (I really thought they did :)
3. It is not called boogie boarding it is called body boarding
2. There are no pumpkin latte's in Hawaii
1. Pu Pu isn't something you do on the toilet, it is something you eat before a meal a.k.a. appetizer


Anonymous said...

Aren't you glad you went!!!!

Useless Man said...

Those are some important lessons to learn. Especially if someone offers me po po.

Or Kava...